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Yay for cyberlegs
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N'Venar Invasion
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geuss the movie quote
Replied Nov 22
Tbones shit n stuff
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thease ones impress me even though there just in beta testing ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXJZVZFRFJc
Why did these faces remind me of Muppets!? O_o
Haha, it was funny. x3
My god.... We've been invaded by Welshmen..........
[sizzlezzlezzle pop!] That was my brain on this picture.
its a shame bullshit went down the way it did , myself personaly i had other things to think about at the time this story line was being put together , but if there hadent of been the other meaningless bull shit going on around me at the time and ...
Hitchhikers guide
One for Tbone ;)
Plingon warriors do not take showers!
Dark Knight
"Hey, Slim, are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours and they ain't doin' the trick"
"and the american stood up , grabbed the mexican and threw him out the plane and sais remember the alamo "
Black Hawk Down
Boondock Saints. That was from Rocko.
Here's another: "Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window."
V for Vendetta
Here's my quote:
"What did you do?! Fuckin'... what the fuckin' fuck! Who the fuck, fucked this fuckin'? fuck. How did you two fuckin', fucks?......... FUCK!!!"
yup u gotts it
The Outlaw Josey Wales?
okay nutherin for yas ..................................... "dont piss down my back and tell me its raining" ...........
one flew over the cookoos nest .......................awsome
nah dawg this isn't happening to me but I think your friend there must want a ring on her finger if thats her second visit
Sheriff Buford T. Justice from Smokey and the Bandit.
Here's one:
"They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars!"
YO DAWG, I heard you liked spaceships....
Profile Information
- Character Name:
- tbone balbozar
- What is your profession on Necronom VI?
- N.S.D.F. Mercenary
- A quick summary of your background:
- place of birth: Earth
age: 35
sex: male
Tbone was one of the first successful attempts of genetic cloning conducted by the USMC /off world combat regiment/ science division.
His DNA composition becoming the bench mark for all further USMC cloned combat personnel. His special mix of DNA resulted in stronger bone structure , larger muscle mass , greater strength and stamina, quicker reflexes and heightened sense of awareness.
his training started at the age of 5 and carried on until his official enlistment into the USMC OWC "off world combat" regiment at the age of 16.
Combat history:
Tannhauser gate conflict
The war of six cities
The battle of the Argentine moons
Phobos conflict
New Bangkok colony war
Mars colony war
Moon base alpha conflict
Orion sector conflict
Specialist qualifications:
weapons and tactics
demolitions
recon/sniper
light craft pilot
hand to hand combat
infiltration / assault
escape and evasion
assassin
Previously held rank:
gunnery Sargent USMC/ OWC
While en route to Earth from the Orion system the USMC/OWC transport ship " The Rouke" encountered technical difficulties witch resulted in a explosion that ruptured the ships hull. Tbone who was in a suspended animation chamber at the time was set adrift in deep space in an automated life pod .
The pod was picked up by a Wieland corporation cargo ship and Tbone was brought out of hibernation , he worked with the crew of the ship for a short time until a dispute broke out over the captains wife , the dispute resulted in a fight to the death between Tbone and the Wieland cargo ships crew.
After the fight Tbone ejected the bodies into space and piloted the cargo ship to the remote New Bangkok space colony , now hiding from the USMC OWC for the crime of unsanctioned multiple civilian murder, he spent his time gun fighting for profit and piracy .
After failing to take over the New Bangkok colony due to his personally recruited assault team betraying him for a cash reward , he became top of the New Bangkok colony lists most wanted , the cash reward for his head drawing bounty hunters from all over the sector, Tbone escaped in a stolen X class fighter craft and set course for the remote necronom colony's.
En route to the necronom colony's Tbones craft was intercepted by a ship of unknown origin.
Tbones craft by now low on energy was unable to defend against capture and was taken prisoner by the unknown humanoid beings , his memory of capture was erased and a mind control device was implanted into his brain along with orders to assassinate certain high ranking officers and any "targets of opportunity" at the necronom colony's , all memories of this were suppressed until they were to be "triggered" at a later date.
Totally unaware of his " new mission " Tbone arrived at the station , his mental state now not 100 percent due to the butchery of the brain implant , immediately found himself in a confrontation with NSDF MERCS which almost got him killed but luckily a fellow veteran soldier working for chios took pity and saved him .
Tbone was immediately worked on by medical staff at the lab and they removed the mind control device from his brain , at the same time unknowing to them also removing the threat of multiple assassinations .
The result of the 2 brain surgery's is that Tbone has suffered a drop in IQ and his mental health is somewhat questionable.
Tbone was recruited by the NSDF and was on active duty for over 12 months until a dissagrement with the station comander promted him to pull out of the NSDF, joined by two compadres " bucky " and "sil" they formed an unbreakable aliance and became the Dead Mercs Walking the most formidable and dangerouse group of mercenarys the galaxy had ever seen , slowly but surely expanding there empire in the darkest reaches of space , guns for hire , there skills sold to the highest biddder.
If you have a problem and no one else can help , maybe you can hire the D.M.W
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The robot assasins
it seems there are some robotic assasins roaming the station , hell bent on terminating nsdf personel , they almost punched tbones ticket , luckely friends were at hand to help , heres how it went down in the qaurters .....
Tbone sat perched on the hand rail staring at the two heavily armed and armoured robots.
[7:12] DeUx02: Servo's lightly whined as its head swiveled, tracking an anomylous reading playing along sensors. Then resetting to its first position, finding nothing that it could tr… Continue
Tbone sat perched on the hand rail staring at the two heavily armed and armoured robots.
[7:12] DeUx02: Servo's lightly whined as its head swiveled, tracking an anomylous reading playing along sensors. Then resetting to its first position, finding nothing that it could tr… Continue
Posted on September 6, 2008 at 7:27pm —
Tbones profanisauras
Ive noticed some folk seem to have trouble understanding some of tbones sayings for body parts and physical activities , so for any one who does have slight trouble in decifering tbones jive talk , heres the tbone profanisaurus ......
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A.D.W. . All Day Wank.
aeroplane blonde . A dark haired female who dyes her hair blonde, ie. is equipped with a black box.
almond . Penis. From the rhyming slang, almond rock - cock. An imperial measure of semen; approximately one stomach full.
Apache . Sex… Continue
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A.D.W. . All Day Wank.
aeroplane blonde . A dark haired female who dyes her hair blonde, ie. is equipped with a black box.
almond . Penis. From the rhyming slang, almond rock - cock. An imperial measure of semen; approximately one stomach full.
Apache . Sex… Continue
Posted on September 6, 2008 at 4:00am — 2 Comments
The weapons of Tbone
Posted on August 7, 2008 at 7:13am —
Comment Wall (5 comments)
- At 2:48pm on July 5, 2009,
Rangiku Nakamori said… - *waves*
- At 10:01pm on January 19, 2009,
Billy said… - Dude, ty for helping me out, i may need more help soon tho... lol. I had no idea if anyone would help lol.
- At 12:29pm on January 19, 2009,
Billy said…
- how the hell do you start playing this game? lol
- At 1:56pm on July 24, 2008,
Selina Odell said… - Intriguing and dense background, looking forward to meeting you on board.
- At 3:48am on July 16, 2008,
Thalia Flores said…
- Hi Mr. T! =3
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